Woodley is one of those places that match the posh name behind it. Sandwiched between Kilimani Estate and Ayany Estate, Woodley/Kenyatta Golf Course is one of the poshest neighborhoods along Ngong Road.
All facilities to meet the demands of some of Nairobi’s richest individuals are located here from Rugby pitches, to polo and golf courses. This is where old money comes to get a new life. Old geezers with plenty of cash to spare spend their days playing golf, sipping expensive champagne, and hooking up with young beautiful girls.
Royal Nairobi Golf Club is especially popular with wealthy Nairobians who want to enjoy luxury with discretion. After all, old money whispers. New money on the other hand shouts like Miguna Miguna.
If you are not into golfing and other rich man’s sports, you won’t still get bored here. Jiweke Tavern, one of the most popular clubs along Ngong Road is located here, near the china center.
If you are a Rugby fan then you will feel at home here. Apart from enjoying the game and ogling at some of Kenya’s biggest names ripped and looking like Greek gods, you will also get a chance to hook up with hot campus girls and rugby fans who never miss a game.
Quinn’s Bar & Restaurant, located just a stone’s throw away from Impala is where rugby lovers come to hangout. Harlequin court is not too far either from here and has some expensive suites you can book for a stay.
That’s not all, you can also admire hot girls in their bikini or tennis gear or simply hit the club’s gym and start working those muscles in anticipation of great pussies coming your way.
If football is your thing then come to Ligi ndogo Soccer Club. Here apart from playing football in artificial tuff and brushing shoulders with Nairobi’s rich kids, you will also hook up with pretty escorts who are down for anything including giving you a quickie at halftime.
Citam Woodley playing ground is another sports ground where you can get more than just sports. Bedminton is played here and there’s no ref, you can play rough if you fucking want.
The expansive Jamhuri Park which doubles up as the venue for the annual Nairobi International Trade Fair is also full of fun stuff to do with your sex date from Exotic Kenya.
Facing Impala grounds, this is where Rugby players and sports fans chill out. Whiskey Pit, along Jamhuri station road, is a nice local pub with variety and style you need to check out if you find yourself here.
Next to Shell sits Adams Arcade, another hotspot for escorts. S.S Lounge Shisha Place is where Nairobi’s wild girls smoke Shisha like Subaru’s exhausts. If you want to fuck the bad girl your mama warned you about, just leave your religion at the door and you will have fun.
Just after Prestige Plaza sits the Kenya Meteorological department. Apart from predicting the weather for Kenyans which sometimes they miss by a mile, one thing they do with certainty is hook up with escorts along the busy Ngong Road. Boda Boda guys who operate from here also give them a run of their money so come prepared.
Double tree by Hilton is in the same area so you won’t miss a place to hang out with your girl.
This is where Nairobians of all walks of life come to shop for trendy but cheap Mitumba clothes. You will get more than that and at a bargain. Some of the escorts who ply their trade here also have stalls selling their wares to make ends meet and if you have a sweet tongue you will walk away with more than just a trendy pair of jeans.
The Embassy of Sudan is located within this stretch of road so be on the lookout for escorts here too who target rich diplomats.
As you make your way back to town, you will pass by the city mortuary where you will see drop-dead gorgeous escorts who can raise the dead with their killer beauty.
KNH stage, a busy Matatu stage in Upper Hill, is also a magnet for escorts who target clients who come to check on their relatives. As you wait for the wards to be opened, you don’t need to be bored. Hook up with one and let her service you.
While in Upper hill, one of the most expensive locations in the city, it goes without saying that escorts here are also expensive but quality sex and erotic services are what makes this location one of the most sought after.